Hold onto your sequins, Nomi Malone, because Kelly Monaco (Sam McCall on "General Hospital") is hitting Las Vegas as a showgirl in a new burlesque revue called "Peepshow."

But don't get TOO excited to peep at any parts of Kelly you haven't already seen as she won't be baring it all. Rather, she'll be playing a virginal "Little Bo Peep" character who is led on a journey by the "Peep Diva" played by none other than Spice Girl and former "Dancing with the Stars" competitor Mel B. Which goes to show you how small the world is because Kelly was the winner of "Dancing with the Stars'" first season. And, of course, Mel B. is an admitted "All My Children" fan. Which, duh, isn't "General Hospital" but shares the same meta-universe as the show.

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